Children Ruin Everything/Season One

Season One
Children Ruin Everything
Season Premiere	January 12, 2022
Season Finale	February 23, 2022
Episode Count	8
Previous N/A	Next Season Two

Season One of Children Ruin Everything premiered on January 12, 2022.

Episodes

#	#	Title	Written By	Directed By	Airdate	Viewers	18-49 Rating	Prod.
1	1	Meals	Kurt Smeaton	Renuka Jeyapalan	January 12, 2022	292k(US)	0.04%	402170-1
James and Astrid try to have a nice family dinner to celebrate a special occasion, but their young children make it challenging.
2	2	Bodies	Kathleen Phillips	Melanie Orr	January 19, 2022	278k(US)	0.04%	402170-4
Pressured to not look like a dad for an upcoming work event, James takes his kids out on a shopping trip.
3	3	Intimacy	Courtney Jane Walker	Renuka Jeyapalan	January 26, 2022	282k(US)	0.04%	402170-2
James and Astrid attempt to get some alone time, but the kids keep getting in the way; Dawn and Bo renew their vows.
4	4	Truth	Anita Kapila	Melanie Orr	February 2, 2022	183k(US)	0.02%	402170-9
While Astrid is away on a business trip, James struggles to keep the Tooth Fairy tradition alive.
5	5	Sick Days	Andrew De Angelis	Renuka Jeyapalan	February 9, 2022	707k(CA) 204k(US)	0.04%	402170-8
Despite getting sick, Astrid and James have to organize a kids birthday party and Felix seems to be growing up faster than Astrid thought.
6	6	Roadtrips	Kurt Smeaton	Renuka Jeyapalan	February 13, 2022	721k(CA) 249k(US)	0.06%	402170-7
As they race against time, The Berneys struggle to survive a chaotic road trip to Manitoulin Island.
7	7	Death	Andrew De Angelis & Wendy Litner	Melanie Orr	February 16, 2022	638k(CA) 240k(US)	0.04%	402170-6
Following a brush with death, James and Astrid realize they need to make a death plan, including finding legal guardians for Felix and Viv.
8	8	Space	Kurt Smeaton & Jessica Meya	Melanie Orr	February 23, 2022	199k(US)	0.04%	402170-5
Frustrated over their cluttered home full of kids' stuff, James and Astrid decide to purge.