Clerks/Episode Five

Dante and Randal and Jay and Silent Bob and A Bunch Of New Characters and Lando Take Part In A Whole Bunch Of Movie Parodies Including, But Not Exclusive To, The Bad News Bears, The Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones and The Temple Of Doom, Plus A High School Reunion
Season 1, Episode 5
Airdate	Unaired
Production Number	CLK-105
Written by	Brian Kelley
Directed by	Nick Filippi
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Clerks — Season One

Dante and Randal and Jay and Silent Bob and A Bunch Of New Characters and Lando Take Part In A Whole Bunch Of Movie Parodies Including, But Not Exclusive To, The Bad News Bears, The Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones and The Temple Of Doom, Plus A High School Reunion is the fifth episode of Clerks and the third of the unaired episodes. In the episode, Randal and Dante go to their high school reunion only to part ways. Randal is recruited into a government program where he builds pyramids because of his high score on a video game and Dante goes on to coach the worst little league team ever. When Randal realizes the severity of his slavery, only Dante can save the day--but will Dante get his pleas for help?

Starring the Voice Talents of: Jeff Anderson (Randal Graves), Jason Mewes (Jay), Brian O'Halloran (Dante Hicks), Kevin Smith (Silent Bob)

Special Guest: Alec Baldwin (Leonardo Leonardo), Michael McKean (Professor Ram/Elder)

and Charles Barkley (Himself)

Also Starring: Bryan Cranston (Federal Agent), Phil LaMarr (), Diana Devlin (), Michele Maika ("Hot Stuff"), Dan Etheridge (Mr. Plug), Kevin M. Richardson (Announcer/Lesbian #1), Elon Gold (Lesbian #2/Slavemaster), April Winchell (Various), Steve Hytner (Lesbian #3/Umpire), Jim Wise (Various), Kerri Kenney ()

Uncredited: Paul Dini (Lesbian)

Notes

Charles Barkley Appearance

The Jedi ghost of Charles Barkley shows up at the very end, alongside Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda, who will not return his high-five.

Trivia

The Show

• Full Title: Dante and Randal and Jay and Silent Bob and A Bunch Of New Characters and Lando Take Part In A Whole Bunch Of Movie Parodies Including, But Not Exclusive To, The Bad News Bears, The Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones and The Temple Of Doom, Plus A High School Reunion
• Disclaimer End: "I can't believe I went to law school for this."

Behind the Scenes

• Ugly Lesbians: The lesbians in this episode were designed to be very masculine, something which the network took issue with. They demanded that the lesbians be redesigned to look more attractive and later demanded that producers use their reshoot money to make Ugly Janet look more attractive. Animation director Chris Bailey argued that Ugly Janet was heterosexual and didn't fall under the scope of the request. Incidentally, the lesbians in this episode were all played by men.

• Cut Scene: Originally, Leonardo Leonardo had a bit where he comes into the reunion, approaches a group of people and awkwardly greets them. They accuse him of forgetting their names and he tries to play it off with nicknames like one-eye, tall guy and "Ugly Janet". Ugly Janet is the woman at the podium with facial hair.

• Cut Scene: There was originally a sequence where Dante, upon realizing that Jay could technically join his Little League team, went through a montage of drawing up plans on how to get Jay using math and dioramas.

• Shortened Sequence: During Randal's escape, there was a longer part of the sequence where everything would suddenly turn into Donkey Kong, where Randal would have to jump over barrels while climbing to the top of the board.