Desperate Housewives/Crime Doesn't Pay
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Crime Doesn't Pay is the sixteenth episode of the fifth season of Desperate Housewives, and episode one hundred and three overall.
Starring: Teri Hatcher (Susan), Felicity Huffman (Lynette), Marcia Cross (Bree), Eva Longoria Parker (Gaby), Nicollette Sheridan (Edie), Ricardo Antonio Chavira (Carlos), Doug Savant (Tom), Kyle MacLachlan (Orson), Dana Delany (Katherine), Neal McDonough (Dave), Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew), Brenda Strong (Mary Alice), James Denton (Mike)
Behind the Scenes
Allusions and References
- Lynette: [to guy] I think you better stop with the bargain hunting unless you want your face to match the oven and the dishwasher.
- Edie: And abnormal. Hey Gaby, remember when I was with Carlos?
Gaby: Shut it, bitch.
Edie: See? That's normal.
- Maria: How many Shaylas do you know?
Gaby: Two, two...there's uh Shayla the hairstylist, and then there's this other Shayla I know who's a homewrecking whore.
- Gaby: Double or nothing McCluskey slugs someone by 5.
- Lynette: I vividly remember yesterday and I wasn't born during it.