Desperate Housewives/Never Judge a Lady by Her Lover

Never Judge a Lady by Her Lover
Season 6, Episode 3
Airdate	October 11, 2009
Production Number	603114
Written by	Bob Daily
Directed by	Andrew Doerfer
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Desperate Housewives — Season Six

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Never Judge a Lady by Her Lover is the third episode of the sixth season of Desperate Housewives, and episode one hundred and fourteen overall.

Starring: Teri Hatcher (Susan), Felicity Huffman (Lynette), Marcia Cross (Bree), Eva Longoria Parker (Gaby), Ricardo Antonio Chavira (Carlos), Doug Savant (Tom), Kyle MacLachlan (Orson), Dana Delany (Katherine), Drea de Matteo (Angie), Maiara Walsh (Ana), Brenda Strong (Mary Alice), James Denton (Mike)

Also Starring: Jeffrey Nordling (Nick), Beau Mirchoff (Danny), Charlie Carver (Porter), Joshua Logan Moore (Parker), Kendall Applegate (Penny), Madison De La Garza (Juanita), Mason Vale Cotton (M.J.)

Guest Starring: (in credits order) Richard Burgi (Karl), Tuc Watkins (Bob), Robin Thomas (Vic), Brooke Lyons (Candice), Josh Zuckerman (Eddie), Jesse Metcalfe (John Rowland)

Quotes

• Porter: (to his father) You're in college, do you know what the odds are now that you'll graduate? Like zero. (to Lynette) You, you have a new job, one that you'll have to quit once the baby comes, so I hope you're both happy, you've just destroyed your futures for a few minutes of pleasure. (He walks out....)
  Parker: Not to mention, it's so gross you're still doing it. (he also walks out...)
  Tom: Penny, you're excited about this, right?
  Lynette: Yeah, getting two little babies to play with?
  Penny: (scowling) If they're boys...I'm *outta* here.... (She too gets up and walks away...)