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And God Created Woman
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Season 1, Episode 5
Airdate May 19, 1995
Written by Graham Linehan and
Arthur Mathews
Directed by Declan Lowney
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And God Created Woman is the fifth episode of the first season of Father Ted.

Starring: Dermot Morgan (Father Ted Crilly), Ardal O'Hanlon (Father Dougal McGuire), Frank Kelly (Father Jack Hackett), Pauline McLynn (Mrs. Doyle)

With Special Guest: Gemma Craven (Polly Clarke)

Guest Starring: Rosemary Henderson (Sister Assumpta), Claire Cathcart (Sister Margaret), Don Foley (Jim Halpin), Pat Shortt (Tom)

Contents

Plot Overview

Ted's flirtation with a female novelists becomes troublesome when she comes to Craggy Island just as he has to deliver a mass to some starstruck nuns.

Notes

Arc Advancement

Happenings

Characters

Referbacks

Trivia

The Show

Behind the Scenes

Allusions and References

Memorable Moments

Quotes

  • Mrs Doyle: I read a bit of one of them once. God, I couldn't finish it. The language! Unbelievable!
Father Ted: Well, it's... it's a bit gritty, but that's the modern world, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: Ah, it was a bit much for me, Father. "Feck" this and "feck" that.
Father Ted: Yes, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: "Ya big bastard.'" Oh, dreadful language. "Ya big hairy arse, ya big fecker." Fierce stuff. And of course, the F-word, Father. The bad F-word - worse than '"feck". You know the one I mean.
Father Ted: Yes, I do, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: "Eff you. Eff your effin' wife." Oh, I don't know why they have to use language like that! "I'll stick this effin' pitchfork up your hole." Oh, that was another one. Oh, yes.
Father Ted: I see what you mean, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: '"Bastard" this and "bastard" that. You can't move for the "bastards" in her novels. It's wall-to-wall "bastards".
Father Ted: Is it, Mrs Doyle? Anyway... (starts to lead her out of the room)
Mrs Doyle: "Ya bastard. Ya fecker. Ya bollocks. Get your bollocks outta my face!" (after being led out of the room) "Ride me sideways" was another one!
  • Father Jack: Nuns! Nuns! Reverse! Reverse!
  • Father Ted: You're not up to your old tricks again, are you, Tom?
Tom: No, Father. 'Tis my money. I just didn't want to fill out the forms.