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Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading
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Season 2, Episode 8
Airdate April 26, 1996
Written by Graham Linehan and
Arthur Mathews
Directed by Declan Lowney
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Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading is the eighth episode of the second season of Father Ted, and the fourteenth episode overall.

Starring: Dermot Morgan (Father Ted Crilly), Ardal O'Hanlon (Father Dougal McGuire), Frank Kelly (Father Jack Hackett), Pauline McLynn (Mrs. Doyle)

Guest Starring: Maurice O'Donoghue (Father Dick Byrne), Patrick Drury (John), Rynagh O'Grady (Mary), Irene Warren (Singing Nun), Nuala Walsh (Sister Mary Gondola), Rosemary Henderson (Sister Assumpta), Tony Guilfoyle (Father Larry Duff), Don Wycherley (Father Cyril MacDuff), Chris Curran (Father Jim Johnson)

Contents

Plot Overview

Ted gets the other Fathers to give up their vices for Lent. When it proves too troublesome, they reach out to the expertise of a nun for help.

Notes

Arc Advancement

Happenings

Characters

Referbacks

Trivia

The Show

Behind the Scenes

Allusions and References

Memorable Moments

Quotes

  • Father Jack: (sobering up) What? Priests? Don't tell me I'm still on that feckin' island!
  • Father Jack: Chair!
Father Ted: Well done, Father.
Father Jack: Curtains!
Father Ted: Yes, that's right!
Father Jack: Floor!
Father Ted: All coming back to you, is it, Father?
Father Jack: (pointing at Ted) Gobshite!
  • Father Ted: Dougal, do you remember Sister Assumpta?
Father Dougal: Uh, no.
Father Ted: She was here last year. And then we stayed with her in the convent, back in Kildare. Do you remember it?
(Dougal shakes his head)
Father Ted: Ah, you do! And then you were hit by the car when you went down to the shops for the paper. You must remember all that. And then you won a hundred pounds with your lottery card? Ah, you must remember it, Dougal!
(Dougal shakes his head)
Sister Assumpta: And weren't you accidentally arrested for shoplifting? I remember we had to go down to the police station to get you! And the police station went on fire? And you had to be rescued by helicopter?
Father Ted: Do you remember? You can't remember any of that? Huh? The helicopter! When you fell out of the helicopter! Over the zoo! Do you remember the tigers? You don't remember? You were wearing your blue jumper.
Father Dougal: Ah, Sister Assumpta! Hello there!