Homeland Security USA/Season One

Season One of Homeland Security USA premiered on January 6, 2009.

Episodes

#	#	Title	Airdate
1	1	This Is Your Car on Drugs	January 6, 2009
2	2	Looks Like It's Been Through an Autopsy	January 13, 2009
3	3	It's Not a Cow. It's a Guinea Pig.	January 27, 2009
4	4	These Are Human Skulls So They Had to Belong to Somebody	February 3, 2009
5	5	I Did One Stupid Mistake. It Cost My Whole Life.	February 17, 2009
6	6	Manatees? Y’know. Whatever. They’re Cool.	February 24, 2009
7	7	There Could Be a Tiger in There.	March 3, 2009
8	8	They Call Me the Rottweiler.	March 10, 2009
9	9	What Kind of Grades Did You Get in Recess?	August 9, 2009
10	10	We're a Nation of Immigrants. All of Us.	August 16, 2009
11	11	There Goes Another Broken Heart Thanks to the CBP	August 23, 2009
12	12	Were You Actually on 'The Bachelor'?	August 30, 2009
13	13	Strip Clubs. Open on Thursday	September 6, 2009