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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia/The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award
| The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award | |
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| Season 9, Episode 3 | |
| Airdate | September 18, 2013 |
| Production Number | XIP09003 |
| Written by | David Hornsby |
| Directed by | Richie Keen |
| ← 9x02 Gun Fever Too: Still Hot |
9x04 → Mac and Dennis Buy a Timeshare |
| It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — Season Nine | |
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The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award is the third episode of the ninth season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and the ninety-seventh episode overall.
Starring: Charlie Day (Charlie Kelly), Glenn Howerton (Dennis Reynolds), Rob McElhenney (Mac), Kaitlin Olson (Dee Reynolds)
And: Danny DeVito (Frank Reynolds)
Guest Starring: Roger Bart (Rep), Oscar Nunez (Sudz Manager), Chad L. Coleman (Z), Artemis Pebdani (Artemis), Ryan Gaul (Greg)
Co-Starring: Burl Moseley (Maxwell), Whitney Hoy (Amanda), Jean St. James (Customer)
Contents |
Plot Overview
The gang gets stirred up over the upcoming Best Bar Award and set out to try to win, despite never being nominated. While Dennis, Dee, and Mac emulate a successful bar, Frank and Charlie attempt to make their own contributions.
Notes
Music
- Carly Rae Jepsen - "Call Me Maybe"
- Taylor Swift - "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"
Arc Advancement
Happenings
Characters
Referbacks
Trivia
The Show
Behind the Scenes
Allusions and References
Memorable Moments
Quotes
Mac: Hi, I'm Mac. Welcome to Paddy's Pub. I like to recommend to our first timers our signature cocktail, Caribbean Paradise. Some people say it's better than busting a nut.
Customer: Excuse me?
Mac: Busting a nut. It's like, uh, you know, blowing your load.
Dennis: Oh...
Mac: He said it was a funny joke.
Dennis: Well, no, hold on.
Mac: Yeah, it's like cumming all over you. It's light. It's playful.
Dennis: Yeah, well, no. I think what my friend is trying to refer to is an orgasm, which is light and playful, but he overstepped himself and got a little bit too specific.
Mac: Sorry, we jizz in the drink and that's what makes it light.
Dennis: No, no, nobody's jizzing on anything.
Mac: Well, where do I jizz?
Dennis: You don't jizz.
Mac: How can - How can I orgasm if I don't jizz?
Dennis: No, ma'am, I think what-
Mac: Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.
Dennis: Ma'am, what would you like to drink? And we won't jizz on anything.
