King of the Hill/Fun with Jane and Jane

Fun with Jane and Jane
Season 6, Episode 17
Airdate	April 21, 2002
Production Number	6ABE15
Written by	Garland Testa
Directed by	Adam Kuhlman
← 6x16 Beer and Loathing	6x18 → My Own Private Rodeo
King of the Hill — Season Six

Fun with Jane and Jane is the seventeenth episode of the sixth season of King of the Hill, and the one hundred twenty-first episode overall.

Starring: Mike Judge (Hank Hill), Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill), Pamela Segall Adlon (Bobby Hill), Brittany Murphy (Luanne Platter), Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble)

and Stephen Root (Buck Strickland, Bill Dauterive)

Also Starring: Anna Faris (Kathryn, Lisa, Mother, Jane #3), Stephanie Fybel (Bonnie, Jane #2, Jane #4), David Herman (Deprogrammer, Pizzaman), Tara Strong (Ellie, Lead Jane, Jane #5)

Plot Overview

While Hank is tasked by Buck to kill his emus, Luanne joins a sorority that turns out to be a cult.

Notes

Stinger Quote

Dale: Autonomatonomanapotons.

Seen, But Not Heard

• Boomhauer

Trivia

The Show

• The closing credits play over four emus in the alley where the guys stand and making their sounds.

Goofs

• It seems to be the gate to the Omega house is locked, making it odd that the pizza guy managed to just walk in through the door.

Quotes

• Buck: You gotta run to my farm, feed my emus for me. Here, feed them with this. (hands over shotgun)

Hank: You want me to shoot your emus?

Buck: I got no choice. Bottom fell out of the emu market and I'm stuck on the ass of the pyramid.

Hank: But, sir, I--

Buck: Uh-uh-uh! I want them emus dead, Hank! Make it look like a heart attack.

• Peggy: It's you and me tonight, Bobby. You want to hit the air hockey table? You got what it takes?

Bobby: I can't tonight. Joseph and I are having a guys' night out. The last time you came, it was kind of weird.

• Kathyrn: You're a legacy?

Ellie: My mother and grandmother were sisters at Texas Tech.

Luanne: Your mother and grandmother were sisters? Shoot! Your family's more messed up than mine.

• Hank: I wanna thank you guys for giving up time with your family and loved ones to help me kill these emu.

Dale: No problem. As a professional exterminator, I'm a killer for hire. And even though I'm a killer for hire, I'm doing this pro bono. That means I get the bones. I know a Chinese guy who uses them to get erections.

• Bill: It tickles. Hank, I can't kill something that's tickled me.

Dale: Cowards! Move away from the emu. (aims gun) I can't do it! Yes, I can. No, I can't! It's too damn majestic! Wait, I found the strength. Ah, who am I kiddin'? Hey, is that one laughing at me? No, he's still being majestic. Or is he?

• Lisa: Your mother is in jail? Wow! It's amazing that you're in college and not trying to mug me or sell me drugs right now.

Luanne: I think so, too!

• Jane: What's your name?

Luanne: Luanne.

Jane: No, it's Jane.

Luanne: Nu-uh. She's Jane. I'm Luanne.

Jane: You're making this very difficult, Jane.

Luanne: Here's a little trick I use to remember my name. Okay, I think of a man named Lou and then a woman named Anne. They meet in a kingdom in the forest.

• Dale: That is the worst-smelling faeces I've ever smelled.

• Bill: Why does everything I love run away from me?

Hank: Because you have to pet everything like an idiot!

• Luanne: Rice for breakfast? We had rice for dinner. I'm losing weight 'cause I haven't had any meat! And I lose weight in my chest first.

Jane: You think you are hungry, but you're not. Your body lies to you, just like your parents. But you can trust us. We will tell you when you're hungry. We will tell you when you're tired.

Luanne: Will you tell me if I have to go to the bathroom right now? Because I feel like I do, but a lot of times, when I get there, I don't. And I just sit there and hum.

Jane: No! No bathroom! Number one and number two is something you did before you became an Omega. We are going to take you someplace where you only go number three.

• Jane: You have an independent streak that makes it very difficult for us to love you! Do you like it here?

Luanne: Well, it's cold. And you won't let me sleep. And you locked me in a closet. But I've made a lot of new friends, so, yes!

Jane: I can assign you 10 friends for life or zero. It's up to you. Do you understand?

(Luanne nods inside the closet)

Jane: I said, do you understand?

(Luanne nods again inside the closet)

• Hank: (to Luanne) Are you drunk? If your sorority has to sell jelly to buy beer, you're drinking too much. Now get in the back. I'm taking you home. And, no, you are not tripping. That is an emu.

• Luanne: They'd wake me up in the middle of the night just to yell at me. They must really hate me.

Peggy: Oh, Luanne, all sororities do hazing. The harder it is, the stronger the friendships. Why do you think POWs are always having reunions?

• Bobby: I just opened the garage door and something big and feathery ran out.

Hank: Oh, God!

Bobby: I said I wanted a pony!

• Peggy: Luanne, have you ever wondered why I spend every Friday night with you?

Luanne: Because I challenge you with my intellectual.

• Jane: Well, people of high intellect often intimidate people. And you are of high intellect, Peggy, no matter what you've been told by your husband.

Peggy: No. Uh-uh.

Jane: Your father.

Peggy: Not really.

Jane: Mother.

Peggy: (gasps) How did you know?

• Hank: How about this? We didn't want to cruise around town with a truckload of dead emus so we had 'em butchered and packaged. Mister Strickland will buy that, right?

Dale: Bill believed you and he was there.

Bill: Uh-huh.

• Hank: Excuse me, are ya'll with the cult?

Jane: We're not a cult. We're an organisation that promotes love and--

Hank: Yeah, this is it.

• Dale: They've been deprived of protein so long that their bodies are feeding off their own brains. They're nothing but soulless autonomatonamatons.