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I Don't Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over, I Want to Know Right Now, Will It Be... Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Doo...
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Season 5, Episode 3
Airdate November 12, 2000
Production Number 4ABE24
Written by Paul Lieberstein
Directed by Adam Kuhlman
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King of the HillSeason Five

I Don't Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over, I Want to Know Right Now, Will It Be... Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Doo... (more commonly known just as I Don't Want to Wait) is the third episode of the fifth season of King of the Hill, and the eighty-seventh episode overall.

Starring: Mike Judge (Hank Hill, Boomhauer, Dooley), Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill), Pamela Segall Adlon (Bobby Hill), Brittany Murphy (Waitress), Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble), Stephen Root (Bill Dauterive)

and Toby Huss (Mr. O'Connor, Kahn Souphanousinphone)

Also Starring: K Callan (Tillie Hill), Breckin Meyer (Joseph Gribble), Jill Parker (Alexis/Stacey), Lauren Tom (Minh and Connie Souphanousinphone, Teen Girl)

Special Guest Voice: Carl Reiner (Garry Kasner)

Contents

Plot Overview

Bobby feels he's reaching adulthood on the cusp of his 13th birthday, but is deflated when he learns Joseph has gone through puberty over the summer.

Notes

Stinger Quote

Dale: Jennifer, we're fantastic!

Seen, But Not Heard

Music

Arc Advancement

Happenings

Characters

  • Bobby turns 13.
  • Joseph enters puberty.

Referbacks

Trivia

The Show

Behind the Scenes

  • From this episode on, Breckin Meyer takes over for Brittany Murphy as the voice of Joseph Gribble.

Allusions and References

  • The title of the episode are the lyrics to the theme song for Dawson's Creek.

Memorable Moments

Goofs

  • Bobby drives the golf cart alone, but when he stops to talk to the O'Connors, there appears to be someone in the backseat.
  • When Joseph is fixing his bike there is a mat that is gone when he stands up to ride it.

Quotes

  • Garry Kasner: You know, in my religion, thirteen is your official passage into manhood. It's called a "bar-mitzvah," or "big party."
Bobby: Is that an Arizona thing?
Garry Kasner: Arizona, New York, Miami. I got so many fancy pen-and-pencil sets I was giving them away for years.
Bobby: Pen-and-pencil set? That is very manly. Can I get a bar-mitzvah? I'm willing to celebrate Hanukkah.
Garry Kasner: Trust me, it's more work than you're gonna want to put in. I'll tell you what, tomorrow you spend the day with me and I'll show you how a man enjoys Arizona. By the time you leave here, you'll have hair on your kishkes!
  • Hank: I'm making a coffin.
Bill: A coffin?
Hank: Yep. I was talking to a client the other day about forest fires and I can't remember exactly how the conversation turned to coffins, but... Well, long story short, I got the bug.
  • Bobby: She's got her period already.
Garry Kasner: Give it 50 years, it'll go away.
  • Dale: Count Dracula has thousands of coffins. They say he sleeps in a different coffin every night. I don't know if it's true. It's just what I heard.
Bill: It sounds true. No, it sounds made-up. I don't know.
  • Bobby: Mr O'Connor, I'm Bobby Hill. I live next door to you. I'm having some people over tomorrow night, eightish to whenever.
Mr. O'Connor: What can I bring?
Bobby: Your appetite and your wife. And some potato salad if she brings her appetite.
  • Peggy: Hank, why doesn't the lid on mine close all the way?
Hank: Uh, it does. I mean, it almost closes. I'll make sure it closes come the big day.
Peggy: No, Hank. You will build me a new one. Because if you try to stick the late Peggy Hill in an inferior casket, she will come back to haunt you. I will see to it.
  • Waitress: Hi, I'm Jennifer. How is everyone tonight?
Dale: Jennifer, we're fantastic!
  • Dale: So, can you believe it? He must have put six inches on him. Can you believe it? Hank, can you?
Hank: Uh...
Dale: Peggy, can you believe it?
Peggy: Well, I have to, Dale. I see Joseph right here.
Dale: You got to see it to believe it. Well put.
  • Connie: You know, Bobby, there are some days of the month that I don't like to ride a bike, either.
Bobby: You mean because you got your period?
Connie: I chose not to use that word.
Bobby: Why? It's a natural, beautiful thing.
Connie: You don't understand. You're not there yet.
Bobby: You better check the map, honey, 'cause I am living in downtown there!
  • Joseph: I can't dance.
Bobby: Compared to me, no.
Joseph: I got stretch marks on my shoulders and zits on my back. I can't even ride my own bike any more! And a million times a day, my dad asks me "How's the weather up there?"
Bobby: Tell him it's fair to partly stupid.
Joseph: Man, you always know just what to say. That's why you have a girlfriend.
Bobby: Yeah, I do, don't I?
Joseph: I want a girl, too! Oh, God! I just can't stop thinking about 'em! I can't get girls out of my head! Just - Just get out!
  • Bill: I didn't know you sewed, Hank.
Dale: Sewer!
Hank: I am not sewing. I am upholstering, which is one of the five original industrial arts.
Dale: Whatever you say, Aunt Bee. Hey, while you're at it, maybe you can quilt one of them coffins for me. It's only a matter of time before Joseph's hormonal rage forces him to kill me in my sleep and marry my mother.
  • Peggy: (lying in coffin) Oh, Hank, it's like sleeping on a marshmallow.
  • Dooley: Joseph likes to watch.
  • Kahn: Connie, it's for you!
Connie: If it's Bobby, slam the door in his face.
Kahn: Oh, I wish it was, so I could, but it just Jolly Gribble Giant.
  • Bobby: Connie, I rehearsed an apology, but I'm gonna throw it away because nothing says "I'm sorry" like "I'm sorry." Connie, I rehearsed an apology, but...
  • Minh: How did tall, dark, and handsome get butt kicked by short, fat, and redneck?
  • Peggy: You think I should get out of my coffin and see what's going on?
Hank: Over my dead body.
  • Connie: I came to apologise and make out with tongues.
Bobby: I don't know where your tongue's been. Oh, wait, yes I do!
Connie: I didn't mean to kiss Joseph. It was just that he was so sad and tall.
Bobby: And you're so loose and cheap!
  • Connie: Where are you going?
Joseph: I'm going as far as... an eighth of a tank of gas will get me.
Connie: Take me with you!
  • Dale: My Bug-a-bago! What evil hath been wrought to befall this upon me?
  • Hank: Bobby, did you see who did this?
Bobby: Uh... it was probably teenagers.
Joseph: Yep. Teenagers.
Connie: Teenagers.
Dale: Damn teenagers!