King of the Hill/New Cowboy on the Block

New Cowboy on the Block
Season 8, Episode 3
Airdate	November 16, 2003
Production Number	7ABE15
Written by	Dean Young
Directed by	Cyndi Tang-Loveland
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King of the Hill — Season Eight

New Cowboy on the Block is the third episode of the eighth season of King of the Hill, and the one hundred fifty-second episode overall.

Starring: Mike Judge (Hank Hill, Boomhauer), Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill), Pamela S. Adlon (Bobby Hill), Brittany Murphy (credit only), Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble), Stephen Root (Bill Dauterive)

and Toby Huss (Kahn Souphanousinphone)

Special Guest Voice: Phil Hendrie (Big Willie Lane, Bear)

Special Guest Voice: Fred Willard (Officer Brown)

Also Starring: Breckin Meyer (Joseph Gribble), Lauren Tom (Minh Souphanousinphone)

Plot Overview

The block gets a new neighbour and Hank is too impressed that he's a former Dallas Cowboy, to believe he's bad neighbour.

Notes

Stinger Quote

Hank: Rock on.
Kahn: Yes, hello, rock on.

Music

• Bad Company - "Feel Like Makin' Love"

Quotes

• Kahn: Hey, Country Bear Jamboree! My grandma send me birthday cheque, but it not in my mailbox. Which one of you take it?

Hank: Why would we steal your cheque?

Kahn: How do I know?! Maybe your wife needs new pitchfork.

Dale: I hope the new neighbour isn't another Kahn. His cracks about Peggy are funny, but other than that, he's completely useless.

• Willie Lane: Hey, Hank! I thought you'd want to see this. It's the football from the kick I blocked.

Hank: Looks just like it did on TV.

• Willie Lane: Hey, didn't you used to be one of our cheerleaders?

Peggy: Me? Oh, no. But I did go to a Cowboy's game in 1978. Maybe you recognise me from the stands.

• Willie Lane: Hey, Hank, there's a Cowboy's game on later if you want to come over.

Hank: Okay, yeah. That sounds great.

Willie Lane: And you can bring the guys. They seem pretty cool.

Hank: See, Peggy, I told you the guys were cool.

• Willie Lane: Hey, you guys wanna see some stuff from my career? Hank, you've seen this. It's the football from that kick I blocked. Oh and here's a picture from that kick I blocked.

Hank: Hey, Willie, I have something I think you'd be interested in. (brings out football card)

Willie Lane: Well, who's that handsome stud?

Dale: That's you before the weight gain.

• Kahn: One good thing about other hillbillies, at least they all pass out by 9:00. This guy need to shut up or get stronger moonshine.

• Willie Lane: ...and that's how I blocked that kick.

Hank: That story gets better every time you tell it.

• Peggy: Hank, how much longer are you going to stare at that big pile of dog droppings?

Hank: Not much longer. It's only been a couple of hours. I'm sure he just forgot. (sighs) I guess I'll just go pick it up myself.

• Bobby: You know, for a guy who was a pro athlete, Willie's drunk a lot.

• Hank: Kahn, I'm sorry I didn't believe you. No man should have to live to see this done to his lawn. So I was thinking we could work together to get rid of Willie.

Kahn: I talked to my father-in-law last night. He knows a guy who will do it for 5,000.

Hank: Kahn, I'll only operate within the confines of state law and the block charter.

Dale: Incoming! (weakly throws water balloon)

Kahn: You sure about this? Because maybe we can get hitman to throw in Gribble as freebie.

• Hank: Kahn and I are going to fire up our mowers every day at 7:00 A.M. , the earliest time for mowing permitted in the block charter. Eventually it'll drive that hungover bastard off the block.

Dale: Over Bill's bruised and lacerated body, you will! Lay down in front of the mower, Bill.

Bill: Okay.

• Hank: Time for Plan B.

Bill: There's a Plan B?

Dale: We didn't tell you for your own protection.

• Willie Lane: Little help.

Kahn: Help?! I help you get the hell out of my neighbourhood, you big fat, muscle-headed load of rat-jackal-pig-dog-waste!

Willie Lane: You just called me a pig?

Kahn: Oh, you don't like that? Well, I don't care anymore! I don't sleep. My career is going in the toilet. My little girl can't study. And all because some fat, jock slob play a little football and block a kick! I don't even know what it means to block a kick, but if you can do it, then any idiot can do it!

• Dale: Kill him, Hank! Bill's got your back!

• Dale: Squirrel tactic!

• Kahn: (to Hank) In my experience, a lot of people say they gonna hit you, but not many actually do it.