King of the Hill/Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?

Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?
Season 10, Episode 6
Airdate	December 11, 2005
Production Number	9ABE11
Written by	Dan Sterling
Directed by	Adam Kuhlman
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King of the Hill — Season Ten

Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana? is the sixth episode of the tenth season of King of the Hill, and the one hundred ninety-second episode overall.

Starring: Mike Judge (Hank Hill, Boomhauer), Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill), Pamela S. Adlon (Bobby Hill, Y.M.C.A. Assistant), Brittany Murphy (credit only), Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble), Stephen Root (Bill Dauterive, Pool Guy)

and Toby Huss (Kahn Souphanousinphone, Ted Wassanasong)

Also Starring: James Sie (Nguc Phong, Man on TV), Lauren Tom (Minh and Connie Souphanousinphone, Woman on TV)

Plot Overview

Ted Wassanasong shames Kahn when he points out that he exhibits no signs of his Laotian heritage, causing Kahn to try to conform based on Ted's criticism.

Notes

Stinger Quote

• Kahn: It just joke. Maybe too far?

Seen, But Not Heard

• Nancy Gribble

• Joseph Gribble

Music

• Kenny Loggins - "Footloose"

• Billy Ocean - "Caribbean Queen (No More Love On the Run)"

Trivia

Allusions and References

• When Minh changes the TV channel after Kahn leaves the bedroom, we hear the theme song to Friends.

Quotes

• Kahn: My dreams are shattered.

Bill: Yep. Mine, too. Have a beer.

• Hank: Gentlemen, I'd like to make a toast. To a man whose backyard soil was of a consistency which made for hassle-free excavation and had no interfering sewage lines.

• Kahn: There not one stinking trace of our homeland in this place! If stranger walk in here, he says, "Ah, this must be where Johnny Smith live, not Kahn Soufa-- Kahn Stoup--" Oh my God! I cannot say my own name!

• Hank: You know, sometimes I think I'd like to visit Indiana. Is that weird?

Boomhauer: Hey, man, you know, dang ol' go with that feeling, man.

Bill: I think that's a great dream, Hank.

Hank: Thank you.

• Dale: It's wild. Ten yards away, a man suffers, but I'm still completely able to enjoy his pool. I guess I'm just growing up.

• Dale: So help me, the only thing keeping me from wishing a pox on your house is that your house is next to my house and the pox could spread!

• Dale: What poetic justice. You steal a pool and then the butt of a rifle... steals the... health of your face.

• Kahn: Hey, you treat me with respect! I happen to be colonel in Ted Wassanasong's army.

Hank: Uh, yeah, I still don't really get what that is. I just want the got-dang pool back. So clean it up, and then you can spend the rest of your life running around like a jackass with Ted Wassanasong.

Kahn: Run around like jackass? Ha! Shows what you know. At any moment, Ted could call me, say code word "Siddhartha", and then it not just running around like jackass anymore, buddy-boy.

Hank: Uh-huh. And what happens when Ted says "Siddhartha"?

Kahn: Well, we get on cargo plane and fly to Laos. If we are not blown apart by anti-aircraft fire, we parachute into mountains. If we not shot on way down, or die on impact, we march into capital. And then, well, we probably all be shot or run over with tank. Some of us may get taken prisoner. And then most likely they torture us or reeducate us and then... put us in their army.

• Minh: Why you let Ted Wassanasong tell you what to do, what to like, what to think? Isn't that why we fled the communists in Laos? And the homeowners' association in Orange County?

• Kahn: Hey, Ted. I want to thank you for making me remember who I am and where I come from, but I won't be needing these anymore.

Ted Wassanasong: I don't understand. How do you plan to parade without your uniform?

Kahn: Oh, my parading days are done. It's like this - if you want someone to play a round of golf, give me call. If you want someone to feel guilty about the way they choose to live, call someone else.