King of the Hill/The Wedding of Bobby Hill

The Wedding of Bobby Hill
Season 3, Episode 14
Airdate	February 9, 1999
Production Number	3ABE09
Written by	Jonathan Collier
Directed by	Jack Dyer
← 3x13 De-Kahnstructing Henry	3x15 → Sleight of Hank
King of the Hill — Season Three

The Wedding of Bobby Hill is the fourteenth episode of the third season of King of the Hill, and the forty-ninth episode overall.

Starring: Mike Judge (Hank Hill, Boomhauer), Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill), Pamela Segall Adlon (Bobby Hill), Brittany Murphy (Luanne Platter), Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble)

and Toby Huss (Kahn Souphanousinphone)

Also Starring: Lauren Tom (Connie Souphanousinphone)

Special Guest Voice: Matthew McConaughey (Rad Thibodeaux)

Uncredited: Stephen Root (Bill Dauterive)

Plot Overview

When Luanne's new boyfriend takes advantage of Bobby sitting for Boomhauer's house, Bobby is punished, leading to a prank war between he and Luanne.

Notes

Stinger Quote

Bobby: I don't think I'm ready for this yet!

Seen, But Not Heard

• Nancy Gribble

• John Redcorn

Arc Advancement

Characters

• Luanne dates for the first time since Buckley's death.

Quotes

• Rad: You got a lover?

Luanne: I don't even have a boyfriend.

• Rad: You know, I can tell you're a very sensitive young woman and sensitive people, they do have a hard time in our society today. I mean, I should know. As a self-proclaimed genius, I myself, Rad "Thibodayoks-sss", am often misunderstood.

Luanne: Self-proclaimed genius?

Rad: Yes.

Luanne: You poor thing.

• Rad: You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to ask you out. You don't know it yet, but you're going to say yes.

Luanne: He's right!

• Rad: Hey, good-lookin'.

Bobby: Hey.

• Rad: Hey, hey there, partner. Name's Rad "Thibodayoks-sss". Pleased to meet you. (handing card) Here you go, businessman to businessman.

Hank: Isn't that pronounced "Thibodeaux?"

Rad: Well, you know, sometimes, by mistake.

• Bobby: Hey, mom, dad. Got it goin' on?

Hank: I got what doing what?

• Luanne: It's just, well, I didn't ever get to go to anywhere this fancy with Buckley. Well, except his funeral reception.

• Luanne: This isn't fair. I am not a self-proclaimed genius, so I don't always have as good an answer as you do.

• Peggy: Twelve years old and drinking a beer?

Bobby: I didn't even like it!

Hank: Well, now you're just trying to get me mad.

• Bobby: Why would I put dirt in my own fruit pie?! My own fruit pie!

Hank: Why you do a lot of things is a mystery to me.

• Bobby: Mom! Dad! I've gotten Luanne pregnant!

• Hank: Luanne, I thought you were smarter than this. (off Peggy's look) I did.

• Luanne: Bobby's the one who messed with my medicine.

Peggy: You messed with his fruit pies. After that, he had nothing to lose.

• Hank: You're going to have to marry Luanne.

Bobby: But I'm only 12 years old.

Hank: Well, just think, you can be married for 80 years.

Bobby: Dad, you can't make me marry Luanne!

Hank: Yes I can, Bobby. You're only 12 years old.

• Dale: To Mister and Misses Bobby Hill. May their marriage be every bit as wonderful as mine is.

Bill: And as mine was.

• Kahn: Minh! Minh! It's finally happening! Bobby Hillbilly is marrying hillbilly cousin! You owe me five dollars!

• Luanne: You mean I'm really married to Bobby?

Peggy: Legally, yes.

Luanne: Then I'll just get a divorce. That's what I'll do. I'll say he hit me.

• Bobby: I'm sorry for the pranks, Luanne. And you probably shouldn't open your laundry hamper very quickly, unless you like snakes.

Luanne: Thank you! Oh, you might not want to ride downhill on your bike. Something might be wrong with the brake cable.

Bobby: Oh, don't use your mouthwash around an open flame, all right?

Luanne: I'll try not to. Oh, um, you might want to stop drinking that milk.