Mr. Meaty/Buffalo Burrito

Buffalo Burrito
Season 1, Episode 1A
Airdate	September 22, 2006
Written by
Directed by
← Pilot Pilot	1x01B → Parkerina
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Buffalo Burrito is part of the first episode of the first season of Mr. Meaty, and the first episode overall.

Guest Stars:

Plot Overview

Parker smells really bad, but Josh doesn't want to tell him because he's afraid how Parker will react. Meanwhile, Mr. Meaty is getting ready to introduce their all-new buffalo burrito and Wink needs two people to play Bucky Buffalo for the commercial. Parker says that he and Josh will be the buffalo (the reason for this being that Parker thinks that Josh is drifting apart as his best friend), but Josh doesn't want to because of Parker's stinky body odor, but is forced to anyway. Inside the costume, Josh finally breaks the news to Parker by yelling at him, which makes Parker think that Josh is insulting him. After Mr. Carney catches the "buffalo" (when Josh started going crazy when he smelled Parker's farts), he plans to make a burrito out of it, but Gord says that the buffalo must go back to the wild, which is where Josh, Parker, and their buffalo outfit go. It is here that Parker finally realizes he stinks.

Notes

• The Mr. Meaty Security Bot is actually a R.O.B. (Robotic Operating Buddy) toy.

Quotes

Josh Redgrove: [Smells Parker's bad odor] Oh, dude, when was the last time you took a shower?

[Stinky music plays]

Parker Dinkleman: Uhh... today.

Josh Redgrove: Huh?!

Parker Dinkleman: No, wait, it was a week ago today.

Josh Redgrove: Oh! Delightful!

[Josh climbs down the ladder, gagging and coughing]

Parker Dinkleman: Is it breaktime already?!

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Parker Dinkleman: [To Wink] Josh and I will be your buffalo.

Josh Redgrove: [Walking by] Whoa! Ha ha ha! [To Wink] Um, can I have a word with you?

Mr. Wink: Hmm?

Josh Redgrove: Um, there's no way I'm getting into that thing with him.

Mr. Wink: Aha. Well, I hear what you're saying, but, if you don't get into that costume, you and your friend are fired! And with any luck, so am I!

[Wink runs off]

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Josh Redgrove: [To Brittany] Can you imagine what he would do if I told him he stinks?

Brittany: Oh, Josh. You've got to be honest with your friends.

Josh Redgrove: Well I've gotta go away. My life is in danger.

Brittany: Oh!

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Mr. Wink: Sir, we're a bit behind.

Mr. Carney: Oh, no you not!

[Carney presses a button on his wheelchair that makes Wink's electic chip start electrocuting him; Wink starts shrieking]

Mr. Wink: I-- I mean, we're right on schedule... [Flips his hair back] ...Sir.

Mr. Carney: Good. Now I'm gonna be a-robbin' within the hour! Now you make sure security is hammered down or I'm gonna be mad as a marsh hare!

Mr. Wink: Oh, don't worry, sir. I-- I've already supplied the Mr. Meaty Security Bot. [Giggles]

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Parker Dinkleman: We're drifting apart as friends, aren't we?

Josh Redgrove: Uh, no.

Parker Dinkleman: Don't lie to spare my feelings! [About to cry] I can take it. [Nods his head] Yeah I can.

[Parker starts to cry, but tries to hold it in; finally, he bursts out sobbing and runs off]

Josh Redgrove: Yuck! Smell ya later!

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[While Josh and Parker are in the buffalo costume]

Josh Redgrove: I mean, you are a wreaking, unsanitary pig!

Parker Dinkleman: I am trying to save our crumbling friendship, AND YOU ARE INSULTING ME!

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[Repeated line]

Mr. Meaty Securiy Bot: Please clear the area.

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Actor #2: Don't be afraid! We're only actors here to portray the mighty buffalo for today's promotional entertainment!

Parker Dinkleman: So-- wait a minute. [Pointing] You guys both fit inside that thing?

Actor #1: Oh, yes. We're the closest of friends only made closer by sharing this fuzzy persona.

Parker Dinkleman: Do you think I can have a look inside that, uh, buffalo?

Actor #1: Why, sure.

Parker Dinkleman: [Nodding his head] Mm-hmm.

[Parker walks over to the costume and throws the actors out and steals the costume laughing maniacally]

Reviews

• Overall Grade: B-
• Review Breakdown: A+: 0 A: 0 A-: 0 B+: 0 B: 0 B-: 1 C+: 0 C: 0 C-: 0 D: 0 F: 0