Mr. Meaty/Wedgelor

Wedgelor
Season 1, Episode 2B
Airdate	September 29, 2006
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Directed by
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Wedgelor is part of the second episode of the first season of Mr. Meaty, and the second episode overall.

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Plot Overview

Josh is sad that the girls don't like him because he's so skinny. Three 8-year-old brats known as the Tater Tots bully Josh, call him "Skinny Butt," and give him a wedgie. So Josh and Parker go to the pharmacy store to get protein powder (despite Parker telling Josh to listen to his action figure Master Kindu, whom he talks for) and see a jar on the bargain salesrack that contains a demon called Wedgelor. The demon gives Josh a big, beefy body, but doesn't enlarge his head to match. Plus, Wedgelor goes on a wedgie rampage in the mall!

Trivia

Allusions and References

• Wedgelor takes wishes very specifically. This is similar to Norm the Genie's (from The Fairly OddParents) way of granting wishes.

Quotes

Josh Redgrove: Hey! I can't go out in public like this! You make my head bigger now!

Wedgelor: Aww, sorry. You said to make your body big and strong. But ya didn't say anything about your head. So technically, it's your fault. But look, I've got a wedgie prophecy to fulfill, but you kids be good, okay?

[Wedgelor leaves; Josh shouts and leans his head on the locker behind him]

Josh Redgrove: This is the worst, Parker!

Wedgelor: [To Parker] Say, "Aaah."

[Wedgelor starts pulling Parker's underwear and Parker screams in pain]

Wedgelor: Oh, it's good to be back! [Laughs, then leaves]

Parker Dinkleman: That guy's a pro! Ohh! I'm gonna need tongs to dig that out!

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Wedgelor: [Giving a Mexican man a wedgie] And you've picked the wrong data of bikini briefs!

[Wedgelor starts pulling his underwear]

Mexican Man: Um, Mr. Wedgelor? I was raised with 5 older brothers and 3 spightful sisters. Your wedgies cannot hurt me.

Wedgelor: Oh, man! [Throws the Mexican man away; he screams] Oh, why can't a guy get a simple wedgie around here, huh?!

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Josh Redgrove: Wedgelor! You are gonna gimme my big head to go with my big body!

Wedgelor: Forget it, kid. Ya got nothin' to offer me. [Looks at Parker] Except...

Josh Redgrove: Oh, ya like what ya see? Okay I'll tell you what. We're gonna have an arm wrestle. [Points at himself] If I win, you give me the big head [Points at his head] to go with my big body. [Points at his body]

Wedgelor: And if I win?

[Josh whispers in Wedgelor's ear]

Josh Redgrove: You can have Parker as your personal wedgie slave to wedgie for all eternity.

Parker Dinkleman: I beg your pardon, I heard that! [Points]

Wedgelor: Well, he's the only good wedgie I'd have today.

[Parker whimpers, scared]

Wedgelor: [Whispering in Parker's ear] You're a screamer. Aren't ya?

Josh Redgrove: Like a banshee.

Wedgelor: I accept!

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Tater Tot #1: Now, tell me. What happens to SKINNY BUTT...

Josh Redgrove: Huh?!

Tater Tot #1: ...When he steps his skinny butt onto my turf?

Tater Tot #3: He gets smooshed like an ant on the sidewalk!

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Wedgelor: [After Parker defeats him and before he disappears] This cannot be! No one wedges Wedgelor! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Parker Dinkleman: Hey, hey. Hey Josh, are you coming to work today? Because there's this really long line up on the counter [Points] and I don't know how to use the cash register.

Josh Redgrove: Hey look. I'm gettin' ditched by girls. I've got little 8-year-olds pushin' me around and givin' me wedgies. I need a big, beefy body!

Parker Dinkleman: Oh, dude, dude, dude. You don't need a big, beefy body. Listen to Master Kindu, okay? [Deep voice] Inner strength is more powerful than a full-stack rockbeast!

Josh Redgrove: Inner strength is for hippies! I wanna scrub those little punks on my washboard abs! Now get me down from me, Parker!

Parker Dinkleman: [Shrugs] Okay. Let's see here.

[Parker tries pulling Josh down, but keeps ripping his underwear]

Parker Dinkleman: You okay?

Josh Redgrove: Wait a minute, Parker. There's another way to do this.

[Parker keeps trying to pull Josh down, and rips his underwear again]

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