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Perfect Strangers/Balki Bartokomous
From The TV IV
Balki Bartokomous | |
Perfect Strangers | |
Actor | Bronson Pinchot |
First Appearance | |
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Basic Information
Balki is a sheep-herder from the island of Mypos.
Character History
Memorable Moments
Trivia
Quotes
"Well feed me garlic and call me stinky."
"Mama told me never to do the dance of joy alone, or I'll go blind."
(after Larry confesses multiple lies to jennifer.) "Wow, when you come clean you leave a ring around the tub."
"You said you would not go overboard, now look at you, you're scraping barnicles off the Titanic."
"Your ship has finally hit the fan."
(thinking of the most offensive thing he can.) "I hope you fall on your face with your hands in your pockets."
"If life gives you lemons, then I suggest that you make furniture polish."
"Pink lemonade! Where did they get the pink lemons?"
"Well of course not, don't be ridiculous!"
"America... Land of my dreams, Home of the whopper."