The Simpsons/The Bonfire of the Manatees

The Bonfire of the Manatees
Season 17, Episode 1
Airdate	September 11, 2005
Production Number	GABF18
Written by	Dan Greaney
Directed by	Mark Kirkland
← 16x21 The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star	17x02 → The Girl Who Slept Too Little
The Simpsons — Season Seventeen

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The Bonfire of the Manatees is the first episode of the seventeenth season of The Simpsons, and the three-hundred and fifty-seventh episode overall.

Guest Stars: Karl Wiedergott (Various), Pamela Hayden (Various), Tress MacNeille (Various), Alec Baldwin (Caleb Thorn), Joe Mantegna (Fat Tony)

Quotes

• (on phone)
  Homer: Hello Marge? Where do we keep the socks that don't smell like feet?
  ...
  Homer: Hello Marge? Does the pizza guy take a check? If so, where do we keep the checks? And lastly, how do you write a check?

• Homer: Rugged? Is that the same as handsome?
  Diner Chef: Oh no no. Handsome means he look at himself in the mirror all day. Rugged means you look at him.

• Jetskier's a whomping some manatees, when Homer swans in
  Homer: Why don't you pick on someone your own size.
  Jetskier 1: They are roughly our size
  Jetskier 2: In fact they're bigger than us.
  Homer: Look, if it were up to me I'd be harrasing them with you, if anything I'd be the guy who took it too far, but I love my wife and I wanna win her back.
  Jetskier 2: You're a brave man, we respect two things, bravery and tattoos that look like barbed wire.

• Homer: Manatees, defend!
  (The manatees swim away.)

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