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The Office (USA)/The Carpet
From The TV IV
The Carpet | |
Season 2, Episode 14 | |
Airdate | January 26, 2006 |
Production Number | 2014 |
Written by | Paul Lieberstein |
Directed by | Victor Nelli Jr. |
Stream | |
← 2x13 The Secret |
2x15 → Boys and Girls |
The Office — Season Two |
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The Carpet is the fourteenth episode of the second season of The Office, and the twentieth episode overall.
Starring: Steve Carell (Michael Scott), Rainn Wilson (Dwight Schrute), John Krasinski (Jim Halpert), Jenna Fischer (Pam Beesly), B.J. Novak (Ryan Howard)
Guest Starring: Ken Howard (Ed Truck), David Koechner (Todd Packer (voice)), David Denman (Roy), Leslie David Baker (Stanley Hudson), Brian Baumgartner (Kevin Malone), Kate Flannery (Meredith Palmer), Angela Kinsey (Angela Martin), Oscar Nunez (Oscar Martinez), Phyllis Smith (Phyllis Lapin), Craig Robinson (Darryl Philbin)
Co-Starring: Creed Bratton (Creed Bratton), Mindy Kaling (Kelly Kapoor), Paul Lieberstein (Toby Flenderson)
Contents |
Plot Overview
Notes
Arc Advancement
Happenings
Characters
Referbacks
- Jim asks out Brenda from the booze cruise.
Trivia
The Show
Behind the Scenes
Allusions and References
Memorable Moments
Quotes
- Pam: Roy and I just got back from the Poconos. I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible, and this year I got to the third week in January.
- Michael: (Interrupting Stanley on the phone) I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
- Stanley: Excuse me one second, please. ... What is it that you need right now that can't wait until I'm off the phone with a customer?
- Michael: Oo, a customer! Well, sound the alarm!
- Michael: Why would somebody ruin a perfectly good carpet? I don't know. Could be done out of hate, could be done out of love, it could be completely neutral. Maybe somebody hates the cleaning lady, and, well, she doesn't do a very good job, obviously, because my office still reeks like you would not believe. I hate her.
- Michael: I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I'm talking about.
- Stanley: That's not what a hate crime is.
- Michael: Well, I hated it! A lot!
- Michael: Last week, I would have given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would have reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no. I don't have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, "Uh... no, I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney."