Season Nine of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 19, 2011.
Episodes
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Title
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Airdate
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| 178 |
1
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Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
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September 19, 2011
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| 179 |
2
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People Who Love Peepholes
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September 26, 2011
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| 180 |
3
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Big Girls Don't Throw Food
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October 3, 2011
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| 181 |
4
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Nine Magic Fingers
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October 10, 2011
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| 182 |
5
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A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
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October 17, 2011
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| 183 |
6
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The Squat and The Hover
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October 24, 2011
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| 184 |
7
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Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
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October 31, 2011
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| 185 |
8
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Thank You for the Intercourse
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November 7, 2011
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| 186 |
9
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Frodo's Headshots
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November 14, 2011
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| 187 |
10
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A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
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November 21, 2011
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| 188 |
11
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What a Lovely Landing Strip
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December 5, 2011
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| 189 |
12
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One False Move, Zimbabwe!
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December 12, 2011
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| 190 |
13
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Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
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January 2, 2012
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| 191 |
14
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A Possum on Chemo
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January 16, 2012
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| 192 |
15
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The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
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February 6, 2012
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| 193 |
16
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Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
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February 13, 2012
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| 194 |
17
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Not in My Mouth!
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February 20, 2012
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| 195 |
18
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The War Against Gingivitis
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February 27, 2012
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| 196 |
19
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Palmdale, Ech
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March 19, 2012
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| 197 |
20
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Grandma's Pie
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April 9, 2012
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| 198 |
21
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Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
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April 16, 2012
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| 199 |
22
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Why We Gave Up Women
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April 30, 2012
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| 200 |
23
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The Straw in My Donut Hole
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May 7, 2012
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| 201 |
24
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Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
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May 14, 2012
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