Season Two of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 20, 2004.
Episodes
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Airdate
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1
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Back Off Mary Poppins
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September 20, 2004
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| 26 |
2
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Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
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September 27, 2004
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| 27 |
3
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A Bag Full of Jawea
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October 4, 2004
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| 28 |
4
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Go Get Mommy's Bra
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October 11, 2004
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| 29 |
5
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Bad News from the Clinic
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October 18, 2004
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| 30 |
6
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The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
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October 25, 2004
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| 31 |
7
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A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
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November 8, 2004
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| 32 |
8
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Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
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November 15, 2004
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| 33 |
9
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Yes, Monsignor
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November 22, 2004
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| 34 |
10
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The Salmon Under My Sweater
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November 29, 2004
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| 35 |
11
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Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
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December 13, 2004
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| 36 |
12
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A Lungful of Alan
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January 3, 2005
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| 37 |
13
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Zejdz z Moich Wlosów
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January 17, 2005
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| 38 |
14
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Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
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January 31, 2005
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| 39 |
15
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Smell the Umbrella Stand
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February 7, 2005
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| 40 |
16
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Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
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February 14, 2005
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| 41 |
17
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Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
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February 21, 2005
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| 42 |
18
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It Was Mame, Mom
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March 7, 2005
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| 43 |
19
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A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
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March 21, 2005
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| 44 |
20
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I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
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April 18, 2005
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| 45 |
21
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A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
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May 2, 2005
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| 46 |
22
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That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
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May 9, 2005
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| 47 |
23
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Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
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May 16, 2005
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| 48 |
24
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Does This Smell Funny to You?
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May 23, 2005
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