Family Guy/Season Thirteen

Season Thirteen
Family Guy
Season Premiere	September 28, 2014
Season Finale	May 17, 2015
Episode Count	19
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Season Thirteen of Family Guy premiered on September 28, 2014.

Episodes

#	#	Title	Written By	Directed By	Airdate	Viewers	18-49 Rating	Prod.
238	1	The Simpsons Guy (1)	Patrick Meighan	Peter Shin	September 28, 2014	8.39M	4.5%	BACX22
Peter and the Griffins get out of dodge and end up in Springfield, where they are greeted by a friendly stranger named Homer Simpson, who welcomes his new "albino" friends with open arms. The families get along famously.
239	2	The Simpsons Guy (2)	Patrick Meighan	Peter Shin	September 28, 2014	8.39M	4.5%	BACX23
Stewie and Bart make out like bandits when Stewie trades in his mind control device for a good old-fashioned slingshot; Lisa takes Meg under her wing and teaches her the saxophone; and Peter and Homer fight over the best beer in town.
240	3	The Book of Joe	Mike Desilets	Mike Kim	October 5, 2014	3.68M	1.9%	CACX01
Peter helps Joe realize his dream of publishing a book, but things get out of hand when Peter takes over as the author. Meanwhile, Brian starts exercising to the extreme after experiencing a euphoric runner's high for the first time.
241	4	Baking Bad	Mark Hentemann	Jerry Langford	October 19, 2014	4.87M	2.5%	BACX20
Lois and Peter go into business together and open a cookie store, but things get messy when Peter comes up with his own way to get more customers.
242	5	Brian the Closer	Steve Marmel	John Holmquist	November 9, 2014	3.63M	1.8%	BACX21
Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.
243	6	Turkey Guys	Cherry Chevapravatdumrong	Julius Wu	November 16, 2014	4.46M	2.2%	CACX02
On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man of the house.
244	7	The 2000-Year-Old Virgin	Ted Jessup	Joseph Lee	December 7, 2014	4.44M	2.3%	CACX03
After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.
245	8	Stewie, Chris, & Brian's Excellent Adventure	Alex Carter	Joe Vaux	January 4, 2015	5.53M	2.8%	CACX04
To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past.
246	9	Our Idiot Brian	Aaron Lee	John Holmquist	January 11, 2015	4.12M	2%	CACX05
Meg convinces Brian to take the SAT's for her, but when he tests poorly, they start to suspect that Brian might not that smart after all. Peter decides to spend the day showing Brian the joys of being stupid and the benefits of having a low IQ.
247	10	This Little Piggy	Kristin Long	Brian Iles	January 25, 2015	3.19M	1.6%	CACX06
Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-road adventure when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool.
248	11	Quagmire's Mom	Tom Devanney	Greg Colton	February 8, 2015	2.81	1.4%	CACX07
Lois takes Peter to open a checking account, and they discover that his first name is actually Justin, which Peter adopts as the name of his younger "bro"-style alter-ego. Then, Peter/Justin throws a party, during which Quagmire unknowingly gets into some trouble with his mother.
249	12	Encyclopedia Griffin	Lew Morton	Jerry Langford	February 15, 2015	2.51M	1.2%	CACX08
Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris' delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris' romantic gestures.
250	13	Stewie Is Enceinte	Gary Janetti	Steve Robertson	March 8, 2015	3.98M	2.1%	CACX09
Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby ... or seven ... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.
251	14	Dr. C and the Women Doc Brown	Travis Bowe	Mike Kim	March 15, 2015	3.45M	1.7%	CACX10
Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly becomes frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret about what went down at Cleveland's bachelor party.
252	15	#JOLO	Artie Johann & Shawn Ries	Julius Wu	April 12, 2015	3.11M	1.5%	CACX11
Peter becomes a town hero for accidentally finding a missing boy. Meanwhile, Joe decides to live life to the fullest by quitting his job and taking a road trip to Niagara Falls with Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland.
253	17	Once Bitten	Anthony Blasucci	Joseph Lee	April 19, 2015	3.3M	1.7%	CACX12
After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.
254	17	Roasted Guy	Andrew Goldberg	Joe Vaux	April 26, 2015	3.17M	1.6%	CACX13
Peter befriends a group of mean girls after his feelings are hurt when his so-called friends decide to "roast" him. Lois, all too familiar with the gossipy nature of women, tells Peter they are probably talking about him behind his back, and Peter soon discovers that Lois may be right.
255	18	Fighting Irish	Jaydi Samuels	Brian Iles	May 3, 2015	3.68M	1.7%	CACX15
Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.
256	19	Take My Wife	Kevin Biggins	John Holmquist	May 17, 2015	2.845M	1.3%	CACX14
Lois books a fun couple's vacation in the Bahamas, but much to Peter's surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they're too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way. So he tries to fix it himself.