Family Guy/Season Twenty-Two

Season Twenty-Two
Family Guy
Season Premiere	October 1, 2023
Season Finale	April 17, 2024
Episode Count	15
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Season Twenty-Two of Family Guy premiered on October 1, 2023.

Episodes

#	#	Title	Written By	Directed By	Airdate	Viewers	18-49 Rating	Prod.
417	1	Fertilized Megg	Maggie Mull	Julius Wu	October 1, 2023	1.064M	0.31%	NACX01
Meg agrees to be Bruce and Jeffery’s surrogate causing a pregnant Meg to annoy her family. But, when the couple fails to pick up the baby, the Griffin’s must take care of their new family member.
418	2	Supermarket Pete	Joanna Quraishi	Greg Colton	October 8, 2023	876k	0.26%	MACX18
With the brewery under construction, Lois implores Peter to take a new job, but grows irate when he begins work at the grocery store. Meanwhile, armed with his police stories, Joe and Brian team up to write their own true crime novel.
419	3	A 'Stache from the Past	Travis Bowe	Jerry Langford	October 22, 2023	779k	0.24%	MACX19
When Peter loses the Griffins' home in a reverse mortgage, he and Mayor West travel to confront the man advertising the scheme, Tom Selleck. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian open a booth at the flea market, leading to a rivalry with Bruce.
420	4	Old World Harm	Evan Waite	Joe Vaux	November 5, 2023	1.374M	0.48%	MACX20
Peter and Lois vacation in Florida, only to discover they've rented a condo in a retirement community. Back at home, Brian helps Stewie take his first shower.
421	5	Baby, It's Cold Inside	Danny Smith	Joseph Lee	November 12, 2023	1.203M	0.4%	NACX02
Peter is emasculated when, on their anniversary, he abandons Lois amidst a shark attack. Meanwhile, Stewie finds a mini fridge and lives the dorm lifestyle.
422	6	Boston Stewie	Patrick Meighan	Mike Kim	November 19, 2023	977k	0.28%	NACX03
Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother, Boston Stewie, so that he may be adopted. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris start a venture in which people online pay Chris to sit on and smash cupcakes.
423	7	Snap(ple) Decision	Travis Bowe	Brian Iles	November 26, 2023	881k	0.23%	NACX04
Winner of a Snapple contest, Lois uses her winnings to take Meg on a tropical vacation. Flaunting their wealth, the two are kidnapped. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian undergo "friendship therapy".
424	8	Baking Sad	Damien Fahey	John Holmquist	December 3, 2023	1.258M	0.37%	NACX05
Meg discovers her tears produce delicious cookies, and her, along with her siblings, enjoy a profit until the success makes her too happy to cry. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys launch a "male talk show."
425	9	The Return of the King (of Queens)	Alex Carter	Greg Colton	December 17, 2023	1.438M	0.43%	NACX07
Lois decides to sell the family's television to help pay for Christmas presents, but when Kevin James gets upset over losing Peter as a viewer, he apparates into the Griffin house.
426	10	Cabin Pressure	Matt McElaney	Jerry Langford	March 6, 2024	919k	0.02%	NACX09
When the Griffins win a trip to Maine at Peter's company picnic, they decide to invite their friends on the vacation. Tensions run high and things soon spiral out of control when the cabin burns down.
427	11	Teacher's Heavy Pet Porn Sub	Chris Regan	Steve Robertson	March 13, 2024	765k	0.16%	NACX06
Lois joins Chris's school as a substitute teacher, launching him into the cool kids club, but only time will tell how long he remains a member.
428	12	Take This Job and Love It	Steve Callaghan	Joe Vaux	March 20, 2024	723k	0.14%	NACX08
Peter and his friends wonder aloud about what their dream jobs would be. Peter enters a sequence a la James Bond, where he goes by the name Band and has to fight his nemesis, Blofella (aka Stewie). Quagmire reflects on his job as an aerobics instructor in the '80s, which was his dream before he got run out of business by Jane Fonda. Cleveland and Joe take part in a Lethal Weapon sequence, where together they complete a drug.
429	13	Lifeguard Meg	Patrick Meighan	Julius Wu	March 27, 2024	762k	0.18%	NACX10
Stewie and Brian become overwhelmed after winning a coffee shop. Peter and his friends annoy Meg at her new lifeguard job when they don’t follow the pool rules.
430	14	Fat Actor	Mark Hentemann	Joseph Lee	April 10, 2024	782k	0.19%	NACX11
Peter tries to protest Hollywood after learning that Brad Pitt was cast in a biopic about a politician. After Pitt injures himself on set, Peter must act out the role himself.
431	15	Faith No More	Alex Carter	Mike Kim	April 17, 2024	786k	0.17%	NACX12
Brian becomes romantically interested in someone and it inspires him to use Stewie's time machine. Strange consequences result from their journey.